Writer: Simon Furman
Penciler: Nick Roche
Cover by Marcelo Matere
Publisher: IDW
Ahhh good old Grimlock. One of my most trusted and faithful soldiers. He cant follow rules at all and sometimes I worry that his thinking chips have been pulled from a speak and spell machine on earth because, lets face it he aint the brightest spark. An electric tin opener has commonsense than him. Ill never forget that fate full day when after speaking to Spike I decided "Robot dinosaurs might be useful." Boy I had a few too many pints of energon that that day!!
Any way some history on the Maximum Dinobots series, basically Grimlock came and asked me if he could take part in All Hail Megatron (12 part maxi series from IDW, if you didn’t know) and I told him that since dinosaurs no longer roam the earth I cant see them being in it. So he threw a hissy fit and destroyed some buildings until I agreed with Chris Ryall that the Dinobots could have their own series. We sent them on their way and I informed him that his story could not conflict with our story, so I told him "Okay Grimlock, time for you and the Dinobots to act prehistoric and piss off.” To which he did in his retarded Dinobot way.
After reading this issue I see the Dinobots have been up to trouble on earth and have been generally wrecking the planet and that moron Sunstreaker seems to be involved too. Looks like I made a bad call and I should tell Grimlock to stop stumbling around and end this chaos, but luckily the end of the series is on the horizon. Good comic and I suppose you could say all the Dinobots are dyslexic or retarded so take your pick! Check out the comics and If you don’t want too, go buy All Hail Megatron instead!!!
Enough of this though! The Dinobots must be destroyed as they just want to be more popular than me! Nothing beats 100% Optimus Prime beef like.. Crap too much Energon again.
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings providing go buy All Hail Megatron!Oh and this Dinobot crap too!
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