Prime Posts:Transformers Spotlight Arcee

Writer: Simon Furman
Penciler: Alex Milne
Cover: Alex Milne

Bet you did not know there were female Transformers! Well there is and this review is about the hottest piece of machinery in the galaxy. Arcee. Let me tell you guys here, that she has a really sweet chassis and … Hold on let me just make sure little Bumblebee isn’t around..... she really gets my Sparkplug sparking! If you know what I mean! Kerching!!!!

Any way on to the review. The comic is about a Transformer institution that holds bad/crazy ass robots whether they are Autobots or Decepticons. Some Decepticons decide to break out some of their comrades on orders from some guy called Jhiaxus(Never heard of him). The Autobots attempt to stop this by sending in a nutcase .. Sorry I mean female hard ass transformer called Arcee, who just so happens to be very pleasing to my optic sensors, indeed! She seems to be suffering with a sever case of woman problems (Don’t ask me I’m the Commander of the Autobots, I can’t deal with that rubbish!). Any way she fails to stop the Decepticons but does do some damage to them though. And she goes off into space to find this Jhiaxus fella at the end. I think she may set a booby trap that actually uses her boobies as a trap. But then she doesn’t have any as she is a robot. Although she does have a nice sized trunk. So that’s it, it's time for me to go see Arcee. I wish I didn't have to depart again but such is the life of the Autobot commander.

Optimus Cleaning the "pipes".* Bumblebee

Oh and if your dyslexic and love transformers you will really enjoy this comic. There are lots of details in the artwork and a large cast of characters but it’s a good read. If your dyslexic and don’t know any thing about the Transformers then it might be worth staying away as Arcee is mine… wait I mean the comic is confusing.

Your pal Pervymus Prime.